the longer you look the funnier it gets
"I should mention that I did delete a few sentences from this when I found it, which you know, were just saying things like my home address and various other things that a twelve year old should really not have put on the internet"
12 year old dans website still looks better than his tumblr theme now tbh
"Did I REALLY write lolzor? I would literally shoot this person in the face"
"Is this jame gapanese?"
-Dan Howell (good job)
"I used to have a chat room … I’m not gonna lie, no one ever went in my chat room. Sometimes I would just sit there for hours waiting for one of my friends to maybe come in and indulge me. Never happened."
- Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
- Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*